Enroll now in the Dark Side!

Class sizes are limited, career placement and internship opportunities available for those who qualify! Enjoy our fast-paced and engaging curriculum, including:

SITH 101: Introduction to the Dark Side (taken concurrently with SITH 103)
SITH 102: Principles (or Lack Thereof) of Becoming a Sith Apprentice
SITH 103: Introduction to the Dark Side Lab
SITH 115: History of the Dark Side
SITH 116: Culture of the Sith
SITH 151: Introduction to the Force

SITH 200: Apprenticeship Training (repeatable course, must have 6 SITH 200 credits to graduate)
SITH 201: Lightsaber Construction
SITH 202: Beginning Lightsaber Technique (Prerequisite: SITH 201)
SITH 204: The Care and Feeding of a Death Star
SITH 251: Beginning Techniques in the Force
SITH 264: Intro to Military Strategy

SITH 301: Life Outside of the Dark Side, and Why It Must Be Subjugated
SITH 302: Intermediate Lightsaber Technique
SITH 304: Ruling Your Troops with an Iron Fist
SITH 351: Intermediate Techniques in the Force
SITH 354: Appearance and the Sith Apprentice: Factors of Intimidation and Fear
SITH 364: Intermediate Military Strategy
SITH 370: Interplanetary Diplomacy: Shoot First, and When Asked Questions, Shoot Again


SITH 400: Advanced Apprenticeship Training (may replace up to 2 SITH 200 credits)
SITH 401: Choosing your Sith Name (Mandatory Capstone)
SITH 402: Advanced Lightsaber Technique
SITH 404: Know Your Enemy: Profiles in Jedi
SITH 451: Advanced Techniques in the Force
SITH 454: Royal Hostages and Why They Never Lead to Any Good
SITH 464: Advanced Military Strategy, including Getting your Stormtroopers to Hit a Broad Side of a Barn

Earn your Bachelor of Sith Apprenticeship in just 4 years, and follow it up with the ultimate experience in evil with a Master of the Dark Side degree to guarantee your inevitable success! Financial aid may be available, call now to enroll! Operators are standing by!



(Clearly I got reeeeeeally bored in class one day... I found this while I was cleaning out a bunch of old notebooks and figured that with my friends being who you are, you'd all get a kick out of it.)